gwarandpeas (gwarandpeas) wrote,
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Third Base On A Non-Date Due To Feelings Of Existentialism And Boredom

"Hey Baby, Beautiful, Sweetheart (et al)
I miss your smile
When do you want to hang out?"

Translation:
"Hey you are so disposable I can't be bothered to
treat you like a person and commit your proper
name to memory.
I miss imagining you naked.
When do you want to eat food (not promising to take
you on a real date), talk of topical things, and
hopefully touch each others' genitals?"

How about sometime after six?
Tags: baby, beautiful, boredom, existentialism
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